WHERE'S THE BEEF?

According to the Christian Science Monitor, it's everywhere.

Livestock are responsible for 18 percent of greenhouse-gas emissions as measured in carbon dioxide equivalent, reports the FAO. This includes 9 percent of all CO2 emissions, 37 percent of methane, and 65 percent of nitrous oxide. Altogether, that's more than the emissions caused by transportation.

Next up for Al "I invented everything" Gore and the looney Democrats: "EAT A BURGER, GO TO JAIL!!!"

Make mine medium rare please.