THE PRIMARIES

The schedule and weird rules for the primaries this year are playing havoc with our politics.

First we have and New Hampshire, with a total of 17 people, establishing front runners. Neither represents the country as a whole and to make matters worse, independents got to vote in New Hampshire, diluting the value of party registration.

We then have South Carolina, where the biggest question the boobs in the MSM can ask the Republican candidates is where they stand on the Confederate flag. And this week the only news out of the Palmetto state is whether Bill Clinton is a bigger asshole in the White House or out.

Now we have Florida. Oy vey. Rudy waits to get there and by the time he does, he's dead. Romney looks good and McCain, who was dead is BAAAACCCK. Go figure. Meanwhile Huck is somewhere and Fred is gone.

The Dems have Shrillary continuing to be blatantly transparent and Osama Obama (i.e the Magic Negro) falling into the trap of playing in the Clinton mudpit.

All in all, a hell of way to choose the leader of the free world.

Where is Reagan when you need him?