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Thursday, February 23, 2006
Top 11 Reasons Why Daddy is a Republican
To the best of our knowledge, no one has yet written a sequel to “Why Mommy Is A Democrat” (summarized for you here). But if there did exist a book “Why Daddy Is A Republican”, here would be the top 11 reasons:
11. Daddy is sick of mommy's liberal BS.
10. When Daddy goes on fishing trips with his buddies, the only thing theydo besides fish is drink
9. Because Mommy doesn't feel "fulfilled" just raising children and daycare is expensive
8. Daddy likes to shoot real guns, not just play guns like you have
7. Daddy wants to brutalize your criminals, lower your taxes and rule you like a King
6. The government withholds nearly half of daddy's paycheck for taxes.
5. Daddy deals with grown-ups all day, not simple little children.
4. Daddy likes oil and oil-based products
3. Daddy believes there is a supreme being higher than Orpah Winfrey
2. Daddy understands that free trade allows him good imported booze, cheap electronics and fast sports cars.
1. Daddy is a mean SOB
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