Sunday, April 02, 2006

THOSE ZANY ILLEGALS

The whole debate about immigration often fails to place the emphasis on where it belongs.

It is not immigrants we, who support immigration reform efforts, oppose. It is ILLEGAL immigrants. The minute these folks stepped across the border they were guilty of a federal offense. And while here they are STEALING educational, employment and health services intended for CITIZENS.

Joe Hicks has a terrific OP-ED in today's Los Angeles Times that is right on point:

Now, many Latino immigrant-rights organizers and their sympathizers seem to be saying that there is some inherent right being expressed when people sneak into the country, thumb their noses at the law and make fools out of those who wait patiently in foreign lands for visas to come to the United States.

It is quite clear that many of those participating in the demonstrations have adopted the stance of the beleaguered victim, perceiving frustration about illegal immigration as racism. Some comments have been painfully ignorant. One protester said: "I'm here to make sure that Mexicans get their freedom, their rights."

During the student protests, the American flag was only occasionally on display, while the Mexican flag was omnipresent. A student said he was waving the latter in support of La Raza (the race), while another asked why illegal immigrants were "treated like criminals." Perhaps he wasn't aware that crossing the U.S. border without the required visa is now, and always has been, against the law.


I heard the quote mentioned above on the local news and it astounded me as much as it did Mr. Hicks. I am perfectly happy for Mexicans to have their rights - IN MEXICO! I for one would be happy to buy a one way bus ticket back south for this ungrateful idiot.



Saturday, March 04, 2006

ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS

You have to check in regularly with NIHILIST IN GOLF PANTS . In fact just bookmark it.

Here is a sample:


Thursday, February 23, 2006

Top 11 Reasons Why Daddy is a Republican

To the best of our knowledge, no one has yet written a sequel to “Why Mommy Is A Democrat” (summarized for you here). But if there did exist a book “Why Daddy Is A Republican”, here would be the top 11 reasons:

11. Daddy is sick of mommy's liberal BS.

10. When Daddy goes on fishing trips with his buddies, the only thing theydo besides fish is drink

9. Because Mommy doesn't feel "fulfilled" just raising children and daycare is expensive

8. Daddy likes to shoot real guns, not just play guns like you have

7. Daddy wants to brutalize your criminals, lower your taxes and rule you like a King

6. The government withholds nearly half of daddy's paycheck for taxes.

5. Daddy deals with grown-ups all day, not simple little children.

4. Daddy likes oil and oil-based products

3. Daddy believes there is a supreme being higher than Orpah Winfrey

2. Daddy understands that free trade allows him good imported booze, cheap electronics and fast sports cars.

1. Daddy is a mean SOB

WHO CARES?

About the Oscars this Sunday.

Nobody except the left wing Hollywood elites who inhabit the West Side of LA.

There are five films nominated for Best Picture that nobody cares about. All have radical left wing agendas and no artistic merit. Pure agiprop.

Worse, they are commercial failures. All five together have grossed less than "The Chronicles of Narnia" which came out in December. But of course that was not nominated because of its Christian theme. Can't have that. How predictably PC.

Throw in no talent host John Stewart and it is an event designed to be missed.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

BEST

What could be better than watching the Democrats-socialists-leftwing loonies self-destruct over Judge (soon to be Justice) Alito?

When turds like Kennedy, Kerry, Boxer, Hillary, Leahy, Boxer, et al whine as they have, you know you are on to something great.

If Alito is one tenth the conservative they fear, we are on the way to getting the country back.

Hell yes, repeal Roe (horrible decision - ever hear of enumerated powers?), support the President's use of NSA wiretaps (hello Abdullah, its me Achmed. It' s OK to call, the Democrats said so) and do away with affirmative action (i.e. - anti-white male quotas).

The sooner we have Justice Alito, the better.

BETTER

Oh Canada!

Come sing along.

The northern neighbors threw out the Liberals and replaced them with the Tories. Whodathunk? It seems not everyone in Maple Leaf land is crazy. Or maybe they are just tired of all the socialist nonsense where they pander to the Quebecers and pretend to have health care.

Maybe the rest of Canada caught up to the Western provinces when it comes to having some common sense.

Of course the "sophisticated" urban areas went left as usual. But hey, that's where all the lawyers, criminals and bureaucrats live. The folks who have a stake in socialist nanny statism. Just like the gangbangers, illegals and liberals in this country.

But go 25 miles outside the city line, and you meet the real folks who do all the work, pay the taxes and generally create the civilization that allows the diletantes to live.

It's all terrific, eh?

GOOD!

So the Palestinians have an election and Hamas wins. Not just wins but wins in a landslide.

I say GOOD!

Now there is no question what these folks are about. Either they are murdering terrorist scum who should be annihilated or they will finally embrace a pragmatic approach and accept a two state solution.

If the latter, then the world is better off. If the former, then the Euro-weenies and our own left wing hypocrites will have to shut up, once and for all.

Either way, it's GOOD!

Thursday, December 29, 2005

PREDICTIONS - 2006

OK, why not. It's almost 2006 and since I have NEVER been wrong, I offer all my wise readers a look into the year ahead. Why should I be the only one to have fun.

1) USC bets Texas 38-14 and earns it's third straight national championship.

2) The economy continues to improve defying the Cassandras in the Democratic Party and their running dogs in the MSM.

3) The DOW hits 12,000 by June and ends 2006 at 13,500.

4) Judge Alito will be confirmed and move the Court (finally) to the right).

5) The Iraqis will actually hagle together a government (this is the Middle east after all).

6) US troops will start to leave Iraq by Summer.

7) Interest rates will plateau during the Spring and then head down by the Fall.

8) Oil will drop to under $50 by April and to the mid 40s by Summer.

9) Pres. Bush will help the Republicans hold both houses of Congress, defying hopes of chowderhead Democrats and their running dogs in the MSM.

10) The Angels will win the American league pennant and go on to win the world series.

There they are. 10 can't miss predictions. All you need to know to get through 2006. Updates to follow as needed.

VICTIMHOOD, OH VICTIMHOOD

Been away for awhile with work, the holidays, yadda, yadda, yadda. But I couldn't resist this from Dr. Sanity's great site. A Christmas gift to all our liberal, leftwing, socialist, commie friends who think everybody is a victim (EXCEPT MIDDLE AGED WHITE GUYS) and America is to blame.

A SHORT COURSE ON HOW TO BE A VICTIM

Chapter I: THE ADVANTAGES OF VICTIMHOOD


This brief guide is for those searching for an expedited pathway into the exalted status of Victimhood. Becoming a victim --as we all have learned from famous TV stars, prominent politicians; religions, races, and even nations--is an advantageous state of being in many ways, several of which are:

-You are not responsible for what happened to you
-You are always morally right
-You are not accountable to anyone for anything
-You are forever entitled to sympathy
-You are always justified in feeling moral indignation for being wronged
-You never have to be responsible again for anything

As you can see, these are some heavy-duty privileges; and they are not given to just anyone. This list is not exclusive. There are many benefits of Victimhood; and in our current society, new rewards are continuously being discovered! You, too, may be someone who blazes a new path for future victims!

The badge of victimhood must be "earned" (ha ha, just kidding!) by one of two methods: (1) Membership in a special "victim" class; or (2) having something bad actually happen to you. Method 1 is definitely is superior in every way since it eliminates the need for something bad to actually happen to you (as long as it once happened to someone like you--you are set); thus this method is preferable and automatically puts all sorts of celebrities and famous people on your side. They will not be concerned if you are a good person or a bad person; just as long as you meet the basic victimhood criteria.

You are probably tempted to ask what that basic criteria is for most famous people to support you? Here is a tip (keep it under your hat): most famous people--especially undeserving famous people (i.e., people who are famous not for any particular talent they have, but because they might have a good publicist, for example) have an intense need to feel that they are "champions of the oppressed." This relieves them of the pervasive feelings of guilt under which they must function. Hence, all you have to do is to convince them that you are "oppressed" by one of a number of usual "oppressors", and you are home free!

Here is a handy list of possible oppressors that can be used by almost anyone searching for victimhood status:

- caucasian, heterosexual males
- Republicans (either male or female)
- conservatives (either male or female)
- businessmen or women (commonly referred to as "little eichmanns")
- capitalists
- rich people
- Christians (particularly Republican or conservative)
- the U.S. Military (all services)
- Americans (as a general group)
- Israelis (Jews)

Read the whole thing.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

THE FRENCH REVOLUTION

Liberals never learn.

Muslims hate us because GW invaded Iraq. They attacked the World Trade Center because we support Israel. They hate Israel, because of the Palestinians.

On and and and on. It's always OUR fault they act act like animals.

Maybe they are just animals!

Maybe we should stop apologizing and kick their asses.

Why can't you learn from the French we heard.

Well maybe the French need to learn from us. Get rid of Chirac and his surrender monkey cronies.

Put in Sarkozy, decalre a curfew and start shooting some of the "misguided youths". Then deport the rest of the ungrateful bastards. Send them back to their hovels in Algeria. Or dump them in the Mediterranean. Whatever. Just get rid of the terrorist scum.

The sooner the better.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

FRANCE

So now our dear friends the French see the result of their appeasement of the practitioners of the religion of peace.

Instead of allowing this rioting to continue, the French government should 1) shoot to kill anyone out on the street after curfew and 2) put the whole motley crew of camel jockeys on a barge and ship them back to Tunisia. Just dump them on a beach there and let them survive on the goodwill and kindness of their Muslim brothers.

This would be a good time to remind everyone exactly who won the Battle of Poitiers. (Hint: It was not the people with sheets over their heads.)

Muslims have tried to invade Europe and displace Christianity for centuries. They were defeated. Now they are trying through immigration, high birthrates and living off the ridiculously generous social welfare programs of the stupid Western Europeans.

The Dutch have begun to figure it out, after the murder of Theo Van Gogh. The Brits are getting it after the London bombings. And now the French may start to learn something. One can only hope. Though there hasn't been a French leader worth a damn since Napoleon.

The attempt by Islamic terrorists to take over Christian Europe must be repulsed again.

Monday, October 31, 2005

ALITO

Well at last the race is on. Bush finally picked a true blue conservative and of course the Dems are screaming. I love it.
 
Forget Sam Alito is an experienced appellate judge or is an intellectually heavyweight.
 
Forget that. He opposes killing babies in their mother's womb so he is a priori unfit. He will threaten our hard fought freedom to exterminate whelps from irresponsible narcissistic gum snapping sap heads.
 
Yeah, he's a problem. Plus he's a middle aged WHITE GUY. Holy crap. What was Bush thinking?
 
I say bring on the radical left wing Democrats like Shumer, Boxer, Reid, et. al. I hope you choke on it. 

Sunday, September 11, 2005

IN CASE YOU FORGOT

For all those liberals, Democratics and left wing members of the MSM incapable of knowing the truth or determined to deny it. Courtesy of Pajama Media.





Look at that destruction, that massive, senseless, cruel loss of human life ... and then I ask you to look in your hearts and recognize that there is no room for neutrality on the issue of terrorism. You're either with civilization or with terrorists.

On one side is democracy, the rule of law, and respect for human life; on the other is tyranny, arbitrary executions, and mass murder.

We're right and they're wrong. It's as simple as that.

-- Rudy Giulani, October 1, 2001

Sunday, September 04, 2005

WILLIAM REHNQUIST, RIP

The Chief Justice has died after a courageous fight against Thyroid cancer.

He was a remarkable force on the Court, helping to restore some balance after the leftward radicalism of the Warren court. He was a constitutionalist and a Federalist. He believed each branch of government had a specific constitutional role and fought against the forces who tried to ususrp the judiaciary's proper and historical function.

The President now has an opportunity to nominate a replacement to lead the Court into the 21st Century. He should choose a conservative like Rehnquist.

I nominate Justice Scalia. He is the best writer and the best legal mind to serve on the Supreme Court in 100 years.

KATRINA LIES

I have been riveted by the news from New Orleans over the past several days, like everyone else. Incredible tragedy mixed with heroism. Such is the power of the immense power of nature.
Now as things begin to settle down, however, we naturally slide into the unseemly world of human nature. Politics, criminality, finger pointing, excuses and just plain nonsense.

For example, take the nonsense being spewed by the governor of Louisiana and the mayor of New Orleans. Both of whom, had primary responsibility before, during and after the storm to protect their people but failed. They both lash out at Pres. Bush and the feds. Of course. They are Democrats and he is a Republican. However as even the left wing, Bush hating Washington Post points out:

Behind the scenes, a power struggle emerged, as federal officials tried to wrest authority from Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Babineaux Blanco (D). Shortly before midnight Friday, the Bush administration sent her a proposed legal memorandum asking her to request a federal takeover of the evacuation of New Orleans, a source within the state's emergency operations center said Saturday.

The administration sought unified control over all local police and state National Guard units reporting to the governor. Louisiana officials rejected the request after talks throughout the night, concerned that such a move would be comparable to a federal declaration of martial law. Some officials in the state suspected a political motive behind the request. "Quite frankly, if they'd been able to pull off taking it away from the locals, they then could have blamed everything on the locals," said the source, who does not have the authority to speak publicly.

A senior administration official said that Bush has clear legal authority to federalize National Guard units to quell civil disturbances under the Insurrection Act and will continue to try to unify the chains of command that are split among the president, the Louisiana governor and the New Orleans mayor.

Louisiana did not reach out to a multi-state mutual aid compact for assistance until Wednesday, three state and federal officials said. As of Saturday, Blanco still had not declared a state of emergency, the senior Bush official said.

She STILL HASN'T DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY!!! Exactly what is she waiting for? It is just the usual blame game. LIES!

Then we have some no name loser on a what is supposed to be fundraiser, opening his stupid mouth and letting his ignorance flow out by claiming GW hates black people. Where did they find this example of an urban low life crack head?What an asshole.

Then we have the BIG LIE that stealing big screens and shooting at rescue helicopters is to be expected from people who have been abused by American racism.

HELLO! These scumbags were criminals before Katrina and are now. They are responsible for N.O. having one of the highest murder rates in the country and have preyed on their neighbors for years.

The storm only gave them more opportunity to succumb to their criminal inclinations. They do not need sympathy or water or a jobs program. They just need to be shot. Hopefully the national guard brought plenty of live ammo.

Finally, we have the incredibly stupid remarks by a German Minister and our very own Bobby Kennedy Jr. claiming it's all Bush's fault because he didn't sign Kyoto. Global warming don't you know.

Perhaps someone can tell these geniuses that the Southeastern U.S. is prone to hurricanes this time of year. Has been for millions of years. Well before the SUV. SHEESH!



Thursday, August 25, 2005

SAY WHAT?

This is from an email I received. It appears to have been originated by a Shawn Moore, whom I do not know. But wherever you are Shawn, Cheers!

Most Syrians struggle to even read Arabic - much less have a clue about English.

So, how does a group of Syrian protest leaders create the most impact with their signs by having the standard "Death To Americans"(etc.) slogans printed in English? Answer: They simply hire an English-speaking civilian to translate and write their statements in English.

Unfortunately, they were unaware the "civilian" insurance company employee hired for the job was a retired US Army sergeant. Obviously, pictures of the protest rally never made their way through the Arab TV network, but the results were "Priceless".





Wednesday, August 24, 2005

WHOM DO THEY MEAN?

From Atlas Shrugs:

Dear Abby,
Abby
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job three years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and jokes with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed,
Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore, you're a United States Senator from New York, act like it.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

STRANGE BUT TRUE DEPT.

From Drudge:

65 Girls At Ohio High School Pregnant...
Maybe they should check the water. Or the boys.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

HITTING THE NAIL ON THE HEAD

In his usual indisputable style, Mark Steyn gets it right. Read the whole article.

If a 13-year-old wants to have an abortion, that's her decision and her parents shouldn't get a look-in. If a 21-year-old wants to drop to the broadloom in Bill Clinton's Oval Office, she's a grown woman and free to do what she wants. But, if a 22- or 25- or 37-year-old is serving his country overseas, he's a wee "child" who isn't really old enough to know what he's doing.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

DIMAGE X

My daughter has a Minolta Dimage X. Great little camera. Very small. Slips in a shirt pocket and takes excellent pictures even though it's only 2 megapixels. (It's 2-3 years old).

However, after using it at a recent event, it has stopped working. Just won't come to life. Tried recharging the battery. Even replaced it. Nothing. It has not been abused or damaged.

So what gives? I'd rather not have to send it to Minolta for repairs that would probably cost $100+. I would probably be better off buying a new one. But I hate to see a nice piece of equipment just tossed.

Anybody have similar problems? Any solutions? Any thoughts?

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers."

- Robert Orben